Protect Ned Nickerson 2k19

Heyo! Call me Brylis. Watch me as I shitpost into the void. | Witch of Mind | Ravenclaw | @stormscourge on Twitter | chucklingchemist on AO3

About Me

savethelesbians -

Inside of you are two wolves-

One of them wants to be productive

The other one wants to rewatch and analyze Good Omens

I don't actually know how to finish this

chucklingchemist -

Inside of you are two wolves

One of them is Aziraphale

The other is Crowley

You're gay.

Michael: And they were roommates!

Gabriel: Oh my God, they were roommates....

jesrosewater -

where's that post everyone keeps repouring about the rare word asks or whatever. fuck it i can't find it. ask me shit like this:

chungus - what's your favorite food

murdoc - what's something you've done that should've been a crime but wasn't

unicorn - something you liked as a kid that you want to rediscover the love for

sminson - fun childhood story

poggers - most recent awesome thing you did

meechee - most memorable thing that happened last year

lamp - what's a project that you were working on at some point (be it when you were 5 years old or 50) that will never see the light of day

undertale - are you religious, if so explain as much as you're comfortable explaining

tomato - asker lists a movie, answerer says their opinion on that movie

thanos - three things that just irritate you

miku - what's your social security number

VTM Drabble

Cecil frowned sharply. “You? You’re Strider?”

Before his century torpor, Cecil met antitribu Toreadors. Nasty bunch, the lot of them, but they were all extravagant. Silky furs from extinct animals. Pure ivory imported from Africa. Leather from the finest bourgeoise. The works.

Sure, the kid with a mop of white hair and Aviator sunglasses in dark red pajamas wasn’t antitribu, but he sure didn’t seem like a Toreador either. Certainly not the kind you’d request a last-minute, well-crafted disguise from. This felt wrong.

To Strider’s credit, he didn’t react. Just a quick nod, a short grin and said, “Yep bro.”

coffee -

cursed thought

users treating thell the same way they did david karp

thellere -


and how did they treat him

chucklingchemist -

David Karp was the man who founded Tumblr.

and the way they treated him was uh...uh........

Look I went searching through my blog to find some of the bizarre stuff, but Daddy Karp was definintly some kind of (ironic?) thing and I can't find any of it anymore.

Well, except for this David Karp RP blog, not owned by David Karp in any way, from 4 years ago

peachy-queer asked:

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion...


Your blog contains Very Fine Decoration, friend!

mimeflower -

Well, young lady, have you been good to your mother?

chucklingchemist -

The question is, has she been good to me?

the-mermaid-pirate -

"So you knew this whole time? You knew your captain had been abducted by a changeling and didn't care?"

Brylis gives an apathetic shrug. If she is being honest with herself, putting thought into the minutia of her captain's current identity was little more than a consistent backburner in her mind. Or, at any rate, it was fifth to keeping the ship aloft, tallying up reaped souls across the Worlds, staying out of sea spray and keeping a watchful eye on a certain pooka with far too much authority. In fact, the longer she thinks, the more she realizes just how much more she's had to do now that her real Captain has returned.

"Wouldn't you do the same for a break once in a while?"

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Me, asking a question in most fandoms: Silence. Absolute silence. 2 likes that don't give me an answer.

Me making a comedic vent post about a Nancy Drew games: Lots of responses telling me what I need to do, advice on other guides to check in the future.

chucklingchemist -

Man some people are really capable of whipping themselves into a rabid frenzy huh

chucklingchemist -

It's day 3. The dust still hasn't seemed to have settled. This is getting tiring.

In the meantime, Pornhub is debating on buying Tumblr. There's a bunch of dumb discourse involving someone writing Stridercest nearly a decade ago. We still be sending harrassment to content creators.

Wank moves on.

Hierarchy of Vampires

S: Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Serana from TES

A: Aro from Twilight


C: Every other vampire


E: Every other vampire from Twilight


Gay: Any vampire from the Vampire Chronicles

There is something a bit depressing about the exact group of people Waterfall was made for, those that initially went about promoting it, are the same ones who seemed to have abandoned it.

But creating content when you don't get feedback is too hard I guess

You know, I queued my 413 posts whilst completely forgetting that I can't view or edit my queue right now.

So uh, hope they post on 413 then. Or at all.


Favorite music artist GO

coffee -

mine's sango

zeeseal -

Melanie Martinez - Dollhouse/Soap/Pity Party/Mad Hatter/Carasoul/Cake are all good songs that I love from her tbh

Papa Ya - Sunny/Explicit are both good songs too

Set It Off - Literally any of their songs man just look 'em up, Killer in the Mirror is a good one tho o3o

chucklingchemist -

Always a Green Day bitch at heart, no matter my age. Old stuff, new stuff, doesn't matter so long as the mood is right

Gorillaz and Modest Mouse also hold a special place in my heart

Been listening to Kasabian's Underdog a lot lately too, so there's that

May your Heart Be Your Guiding Key

This piece means a lot to me.

I was lost in the darkness for a while, but I found myself. I pulled myself out with years and years of hard unpleasant work. I used to draw myself as a nobody a lot when I first played these games, and I didn't much understand why. After playing KH3 it clicked. The nobodies could be viewed as suffering from depression and mental illness. What I saw was a community, I saw people who understood what I was going through. So in honor of the work past me did to get here, I drew myself then and now, in the style of the Kingdom Hearts stained glasses.

Percy: Dream

Percy: Dream (1625 words) by chucklingChemist Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series), Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Orthax (Critical Role) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - SBURB Fusion, sburb AU, Derse, Orthax is a Horrorterror, Percy is a Light player, mentions of torture Summary: Most dreamers will wake up when the game starts, in a tall tower of their dream moon. Waking up so long before isn't normal. Nor was waking up so far away from your room. Of course, Percy wasn't exactly normal.

(A Sburb AU I got bouncing around in my head when I started commenting how Orthax's possession looks an awful lot like Rose's grimdark to me.)

A pair of Keyblades based on my LARP persona. One for the pirate half the other for the nature guardian half!

Fire Emblem, please give me Nailah my crops are dying

Any time I start to feel sad about the ending of The Penultimate Peril, I just imagine the court scene if Terezi was a lawyer present the whole time. Not humanstuck!Terezi either, just Terezi goddamn Pyrope, 100% bunny ear-ed troll lawyer

Just...fucking munching on chalk, chatting up casually with the judges, moving about completely unhindered by the blindfold, flips a coin and seemingly arbitrarily makes the decision that the other two judges have ill intent when in reality she's been carefully studying them and manipulating them into saying something incriminating.

Also I want this to happen

Klaus: How old did you say you were again? Terezi, just fucking eating chalk while interrogating Olaf: 1M S1X!

I stand by the idea that Vice Principal Nero's "advanced computer" isn't an advanced computer until someone programs DOOM on it. Hop to it, Violin-man